Last time on Wastes of Space: In need of a mobile base, the gang started building a colossal metal spider called the Loveless, in homage to Commander Bee’s favourite film. Real spiders showed up, causing some consternation, and a lovely bedroom was build inside the giant spider’s bum.
SECURITY OFFICER S LOG: SPACE TIME 10438494-3383398
Nate: Today starts like every other day on Horace s world: I open up my space laptop, open my space mail, and stare vacantly at the latest missive from Brent, wondering how we ll ever fulfill this maniac s thirst for gold.
